14 Mitch Hedberg Jokes For Everyday Situations

14 Mitch Hedberg Jokes For Everyday Situations

It's hard to believe that it has been 7 years since Mitch Hedberg tragically passed away. Hedberg was one of the most distinctive stand-ups of his generation, with a style and delivery that are almost impossible to replicate. He was just 37 when he died in 2005, but his material has only continued to increase in popularity in the years since.

To commemorate his passing, we thought of places, events or common situations in which you could bust out a Hedberg joke and immediately lighten the mood. So, next time you're on an escalator, checking into a hotel or eating a slice of pizza, remember these classic Hedberg one-liners to tell to your friends. They're guaranteed to get a good laugh.

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When Grocery Shopping
(Photo: "Couple Shopping For Bananas" via BigStock)
2
On Christmas Morning
(Photo: "Christmas Stockings" via BigStock)
3
In A Business Meeting
(Photo: "Business Meeting" via BigStock)
4
On The Beach
(Photo: "Couple On The Beach" via BigStock)
5
At The Dentist
(Photo: "Dentist" via BigStock)
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At A Parade
(Photo: Getty)
7
At Taco Bell
(Photo: Getty)
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On An Escalator
(Photo: "Escalator Traveler" via BigStock)
9
At A Hotel
(Photo: "Girl Checking In" via BigStock)
10
While Moving
(Photo: "People Moving Boxes" via BigStock)
11
While Eating Pizza
(Photo: "Man Eating Pizza" Via BigStock)
12
At A Record Store
(Photo: MediaWiki)
13
While Camping
(Photo: "Tourists Near Camp Fire" via BigStock)
14
At A Protest
(Photo: MediaWiki)
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