Twitter Roasts Brett Kavanaugh For Calendars He Claims To Have Kept At 17

Let me get this straight: we're going to get to see the detailed calendars Kavanaugh that he supposedly kept as a 17 year-old but we're NOT going to see the hundreds of thousands of documents related to what he worked in the Bush White House?#StopKavanaugh https://t.co/MbKUaHPEh2

— Charlotte Clymer🏳️🌈 (@cmclymer) September 23, 2018

*1982*
MARK JUDGE: Hey Luke's parents are out of town, Dave stole a keg of Rolling Rock and Chip got fireworks so—

BRETT KAVANAUGH [transcribing in his day planner]: “Dave…stole…” a keg of Rolling Rock, was it?

— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) September 23, 2018

Well, if Kavanaugh didn’t record his sexual assault on his little calendar. CASE CLOSED! https://t.co/Pin3fwUFbe

— Kimberley Johnson (@AuthorKimberley) September 23, 2018

Too young to be held accountable, old enough to keep a meticulous calendar. Got it. https://t.co/xBoFo9oKVH

— Gabriel Snyder (@gabrielsnyder) September 23, 2018

Fellow men -

Raise your hand if you both kept a daily calendar when you were a teenager AND still have those calendars handy.



Don’t all raise your hands at once, guys.



Nobody? Just you, Judge Kavanaugh? Got it.

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) September 23, 2018

Just got a look at the calendar from 1982 that Brett Kavanaugh will be showing to the Senate Judiciary Committee. Looks pretty rock solid. pic.twitter.com/nLXIAiuxzV

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) September 23, 2018

Everybody's making fun of the idea that Kavanaugh as a high school kid would keep keggers on a calendar. But that seems unfair. Obviously his secretary kept the calendar.

— Seth Mandel (@SethAMandel) September 23, 2018

Dear Mom and Dad, here is the meticulous record of every beer I pounded, curfew cut, party attended 🙄 https://t.co/NRJTYPA8yG

— Clara Jeffery (@ClaraJeffery) September 23, 2018