17 Mom Confessions about F'ed Up Things Their Kids Have Done

Believe us when we tell you that there are many other parents out there with kids waaaay more f'ed up than yours. Want proof? Here are 17 anonymous submissions from parents who gladly wrote down "The Most F-Ed Up Thing My Kid Has Done."
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It's been a week, and you've about had it with everyone residing inside your home. Pets included. You think perhaps you might call a friend to vent, or post on Facebook the insane details of what's been going down, but then you think: there is no way anyone will believe me. Right? Right.

Well, we DO believe you, and believe us when we tell you that there are many other parents out there with kids waaaay more f'ed up than yours. Want proof? Here are 17 anonymous submissions from parents who gladly wrote down "The Most F-Ed Up Thing My Kid Has Done" while attending our Parentally Incorrect comedy show, The Pump and Dump.

Read on, #breeders, and give yourselves a pat on the back. You are all awesome!

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It's Been A Week, And You've About Had It With Everyone Residing Inside Your Home. Pets Included
Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee
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You Think Perhaps You Might Call A Friend To Vent, Or Post On Facebook The Insane Details Of What's Been Going Down, But Then You Think: There Is No Way Anyone Will Believe Me
Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee
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Right? Right
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Well, We DO Believe You, And Believe Us When We Tell You That There Are Many Other Parents Out There With Kids Waaaay More F'ed Up Than Yours
Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee
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Want proof? Here Are 17 Anonymous Submissions From Parents Who Gladly Wrote Down "The Most F-Ed Up Thing My Kid Has Done" While Attending Our Parentally Incorrect Comedy Show, The Pump And Dump
Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee
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Open Mouth Kiss To The Dog's Ass...
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7
Drank The Bud Light Lime...
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My Daughter Was Mad That I Wouldn't Give Her Candy...
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I Left Home For 7 Hrs...
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My 3 Year Old...
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My Then 2 1/2 Year Old Was Running...
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My Dog Threw Up...
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My Son Looked At Me...
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Pooped In The Trashcan...
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My 4 Year Old Son Put His Plate On The Counter...
Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee
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Pooped In The Pool
Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee
Adapted from a Blog by Shayna Ferm and Tracey Tee

For more information about The Pump and Dump: A Parentally Incorrect Comedy Show and Night Out, For Once and to find out about our upcoming shows, visit ThePumpAndDumpShow.com Our next show is in San Francisco on Oct 15, 2014!

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